One fantastic day. Mario was fucking around with his brother Luigi. Untill he found a magical mushroom, Mario went to Shrooms mode and ate that fucker like a motherfucker. Mario then started having a uiltmate seizure and went to a magical place called Dick Land. Also known as the Mushroom Kingdom, his brother Luigi also swallowed a mushroom, and died of major asshole AIDS. Soon after, Mario discovers Princess Peach, AKA Princess FuckFace. Where they both make love, and take major shrooms. Untill King Koopa, AKA King Asshole of a Boyfriend sees Peach screwing behind his back. "HEY, YOU GET OFF MY GIRL YOU COCK." says King Koopa. "NO, YOU DRAGON FUCKHOLE." says Mario (AKA, Drug Fuck). King Koopa gets his nut sack kicked by Mario. And breaks his dick. King Koopa says "FUCK ASS CUNT FUCK." Then dies shortly after, when he bled to death from the amount of kicking Mario gived him to his extremely large ball sack. Peach died after choking on Mario's cum, and from a overdose of cocaine, meth, shrooms, weed, vodka, beer, and much more.
Mario died of natural causes. The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't exist. Mario murdered and raped Peach. He murdered her boyfriend. And his own Brother. Mario Is a fucking psychopath.
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THE FUCKING END, YOU FUCK.